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Quotes updated 8/26/09!

Squirrel tells you, 'let's just say i thought i was on squirrel'
Squirrel tells you, 'but i wasn't'
Squirrel tells you, 'and ended up remorting the wrong char'
Squirrel tells you, 'and i ended up being gen 10 mage psi :p'

Skullcrusher projects, 'azi whats up!!! '
Seta projects, 'viagra'

Wisteria projects, 'when miscreation gets really really drunk he talks in a high pitched voice with a french accent and calls himself michelle '

Natas projects, 'hmm is it me or is this cell phone getting crappy reception in the land of the dead?'

Golgoth spews, 'I once econverted my container with my spare eq in it...'

Temptation projects, 'i want to know who taught my kid that picking her nose is funny'

Adema says, 'ha, afk my left pinky toe'

Wisteria says, 'welcome to bc, where we can't afford to eat at denney's'

Darth gossips, 'CPU, looking down from my vast age of 46, or 47, watever I said arlier, you are still small dear'

Wisteria projects, '*whine* i forget how to get to my house'

Dezerado newbies, 'i just seen a horned Devil O.O'
Swallow newbies, 'wooo irl ?'

Boored newbies, 'anyone know where a good place is to put a mr stud?'

Callisto projects, 'oooo... greg needs to get on i need a recipe for jello shots'

Wisteria spews, 'man, you gotta hate having the living room wall try to tackle you'
Darth spews, 'nice name for your boyfriend'

Darth imms: what do you mean my deformed, albino cockerspanial with an overbite and no top teeth cant be shown?

Thou hollers, '135 more vapor rats till lvl 42'

A leper gets leper in a can.
A leper screams in terror!
A leper panics, and attempts to flee!
A leper flees westward.

You project, 'Anyone know when Miscreation was/is leaving for vacation?'
Temptation projects, 'Tonight is his last night on her'
You project, 'I'm sure Wisteria will thank you for sharing that with us, Temptation.'

A cute little bunny rabbit says, 'fucking quit messing with my shit greg''

DarkeSoul gossips, 'anyone got a trojan i can borrow a minute?'

LJHalfbreed gossips, 'Oh, and you can't cast or attack if the mob eats your head... Swear... happens to me all the time. :('

Adema says, 'i was emoting at gamma trans mina'
Adema says, 'but i didnt put emote'

Aiel newbies, 'Any newbies want some almost-decent eq, there's some in chamber of relics'

[ 1 Mage ] Trickaeh the Apprentice of Magic
[ 1 Barb ] Trickeee the Uncouth
[ 1 Mage ] Trickae the Apprentice of Magic
[ 1 Barb ] Trickhey the Uncouth
[ 1 Thie] Trickah the Pilferess
[ 1 Mage ] Trickahy the Apprentice of Magic
[ 1 Borg ] Trickay
[ 1 Monk] Trickeh the Utter Novice
[!WANTED ] (nowho) Tricky the Unwanted trendoid goggle thingy /q/u/a/k/e/r/

Tricky declares, 'tehre can be onleh eon!!!
Trickay newbies, 'Trick-ay!'
Trickeh newbies, 'Trick-eh!'
Trickeh newbies, 'There can be only 3!'
Tricky newbies, '!!'
Trickay newbies, '3 we are.'
Trickah newbies, 'There can be. 5?'
Trickeh newbies, 'feel...the POooOOWWeeeeeRRRRrrR'
Trickah newbies, 'we shall overcome!'
Trickhey newbies, 'there can beh onleh 7'
Trickhey newbies, 'or 8.'

Melar projects, 'dont try and gen one of those big 3 feet pixi sticks up your nose in one wife'
Merriam projects, 'wait.. so you're telling me my nose ISN'T big enough to hold a 3 foot long tube of sugar?'
Melar projects, 'no, im saying i cant breath in that much air :p'

Trouble imms: no need to if you go to it. i don't don't want to, don't

Today projects, 'omg i almost died'
Today projects, 'irl'
Today projects, 'i was putting on my pants on the way down my staircase and i tripped'

Enygma hollers, 'yo phrae, ya still got my whip :D'

Kirian projects, 'was i the only one who saw the little blue man.....'

Wolfe says, 'i think ill go to the bathroom now before i pee my pants :P'

Synapse gossips, 'trytan wanna go hack some gold off the hall?'
Trytan gossips, 'you feel free'
Trytan gossips, 'I so you get toasted last time'
Trytan gossips, 'saw too'

Cedric says, 'ok ok if i see one MORE aznx name yer all smoked'
[ AzNxTroubleWarrior advanced to level 1 in room 200 ]
AzNxTroubleWarrior newbies, '!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

Raechen projects, 'may I speak with an imm?'
Raechen projects, 'someone messed with my sex and I dont' like it'
You project, 'you don't like being a boy?'
DolzaII projects, 'sounds like user error :/'
Raechen projects, 'this char was created as a girl'
Raechen projects, 'I play her like a girl'
Raechen projects, 'and she should be a girl damnit!'

Trouble says, 'my usenet client says "Finished retrieving bodies"'
Trouble says, 'wtf was it doing while i wasn't looking?!'

Frost gossips, 'hah, I still got it, I just talked some girl on a chatbox to sleep :)'

Today projects, 'do you know any other lefteyes?'

Storm imms: My roommate's a halfling

Frost projects, 'merriam is bad for my link, I see his name and start lagging like hell.'

Fang projects, 'whats command to use redeem?'

Seymoure newbies, 'that halfling woman is a man!'

Rach projects, 'I lost my life when mud started, can I be reimbursed =P'

Tidus projects, 'Where might I be able to procure an item to stick up my buttocks? I've always seen em around, but never know where they come from.'

Merriam projects, 'Anyone seen Frost?'
Hugh projects, 'it's april in michigan, we still get it sometimes, ya'

Storm clan-says, 'One of my roommates last year accidentally recorded himself and his girlfriend doing it.'

Alicia hollers, 'w00t w00t WHO WANTS A SHEEP????'

Trouble projects, 'he wouldn't sell me shin guards'
Trouble projects, 'my shins have needs too ya know!'
Rach projects, 'I'll give your shins some lovin =P'
Callisto projects, 'yes we must protect trouble's shins dangit!'

Pyxl imms: I load up a generic god jacket... rename it to some spikey quills... try and wear it...
Pyxl imms: You RAM some spikey quills up your ass!!!
Pyxl imms: F'ing ow!

Shank projects, 'say it to my butt!'

Darmok imms: how does sex work?

Forsis spews, 'if i had a third foot, i would give my heel to you arguna '

Gratch gossips, 'any brothels in modrian?'

Kaos spews, 'CRAP! i got eaten by a shark!'

Spacey projects, 'eveil pysxol'

Cronos hollers, 'I didnt know Wyoming was a state.. *boggle*'

Scarecrow gossips, 'hey, forget, could you heal me?'

Miscreation projects, 'i rarely shower in less than 20min, but i rarely shower without a naked girl along either'
Insight projects, 'haha, that adds a lot of time to it misc'
Insight projects, 'gotta make sure she's clean'
Insight projects, 'and yourself'
Insight projects, 'and her again'
Miscreation projects, 'you dont want her walkin around with dirty breasts.'

Insight projects, 'actually, I only shave about once every 3 or 4 months'
Insight projects, 'bought the same pack of razors in high school'
Insight projects, 'and in about 3 years, I'll hafta buy another pack :('

[ Darmok has renamed Generic God Wings 'some bloody scars from Pyxl's bullwhip'. ]

Timeless projects, 'The cityguard throws the smashed corpse of Erik the Clothier into a cell and slams the door!'

Alingade spews, 'he killed mary because she wouldn't mary him'

Eminem hollers, 'my grandmama can do the abyss faster than that boy! why you keepin me waiting so long?'

Hugh projects, 'i like some stinky goat cheese actually'

Squirrel says, 'back to that corpse!'

Melar projects, 'o yea, well atleas i only have to wear one goggle when i go swimming in MY POOL'

Swallow gossips, 'arial is a bird licker !'

Tidus newbies, 'Feeling like you JUST don't have ENOUGH hp? need a boost?'

Hugh projects, 'i just watched princess monanoke'

Aerie projects, 'woo child wood memories !'
Aerie projects, 'childhood rather'

Failure projects, 'has anyone heard of a diabolical underwater plot of any kind?'

Cedric imms: send me your email requestds and i will stick almost anything up my ?????

Boghos hollers, 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH IM FALLING DOWN A FRIGGIN CLIFF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'
Phaeton hollers, 'um, recall'
Boghos hollers, 'o yea, thx'

Ashe projects, 'I don't wanna see Ashe's tiny penis on the game, that's all'
Ashe projects, ' Ashe's tiny penis'

LaSenza gossips, 'i have that! dont say stuff you have no idea about!'
Melar gossips, 'then i couldnt say anything on tempus'

Jakezor projects, 'man, i am 1 health point away from having 1337 hp :P'

DarkCloud hollers, 'how do i get a bone skeleton to like me :)'

Hugh projects, 'if you studied people who were afraid of the number 13, would you be a triskaidekaphibicologist?'

Trouble projects, 'tip: you make better friends when you don't greet them with sharp things in the back!!'

Utter projects, 'yeah but people get decapitated and still live nowadays'

Wednesday says, 'can i use your hole, maz?

Benevolence newbies, 'can i handle level 7 hell im level 38'

Wednesday projects, 'they need to make a mrs. stud for all those 'with boobies' types out there who don't want to look under their skirts and freak out every time they go to use the restroom.'

Viscous tells the group, 'trinity and Me went at it naked verse naked last night..'
Viscous tells the group, 'that sounded gross'

Darth imms: oral fixation for elongated edibles?

Storm gossips, 'yeah, cause having a big metal dong makes you SO much more attractive to the ladies....'

Wednesday projects, 'i'm not immortal, but i'm built like one. where you wanna meet?'
Wednesday projects, 'i was referring to my immortal lovin' skills. see. i'm a lover, not a fighter. i'm a monk. i've used my skills to practice the art of sensual massage, not combo attacks.'

[ Azimuth died by magic missile in room #1204 (The Immortal Board Room} - Sep 06 08:40:56 ]

Fire clan-says, 'thank you for that update, captain underwear.'

Fire projects, 'if you're a bear thats okay, they have laser surgery for that now.'

Tatanka says, 'makes me wanna give birth :p'

Ohana projects, 'whatever, I'm a man's man but I do think women aren't all that hard to understand'

Fire says, 'its prolly gonna hurt in the morning from biting it so damn much :P'

Temmage auctions, 'wtb fine lockpicks'

Java says, 'i like cows.'

Tatanka says, 'i was an ass to merriam'

Nookta newbies, 'Are speed pills habit forming?'

[ IMMORT] Storm the recruit (online) - The Women's Bathroom

Seung hollers, 'does anybody know how to hobgoblin from holy sqaure'

Bakegara newbies, 'I locked myself in the hobgoblin treasury by being in it when the zone repopped :(:)'

Wolfsbane projects, 'maybe not but i s*ck'

DaGunner newbies, 'I have a helm of jade, how do I put it on?'

DaGunner says, 'I didn't think the goat would be that tough'

Broken projects, 'ooh, I want Brightblade! '

[49- Barb] Internal - remember kids, eating in the MUD doesn't replace real food )HoocH( (i49)

Broken (disguised as the mage) projects, '<-- forks for the government.'

Tanin projects, 'Oh oh, check this out'
Tanin projects, 'I'm not just going to 1 party tonight'
Tanin projects, 'I'm hitting TWO!'
Tanin projects, 'Yeah, thats righ, two parties'
Tanin projects, 'I'm not a loser anymore'

Merriam projects, 'jaw of my ass'

Tatanka projects, 'what you can't spank yourself?'

Troulbeisdumb newbies, 'like my name, Trouble?'

Someone newbies, 'swallow'

[49 Rang] Merriam Hi, I'm Graz'zt; allow me to introduce you to the menu. -+pandora+-

Ohana projects, 'okay, so I got my hands all over skeeter'

Bishopx projects, 'Isamashi says, 'why am i licking my leg hair?''

Isamashi newbies, 'just cause i am playing MUD friday night rather than out on a date or something.. does not mean anything ok....'

Darth projects, 'Darth's mood has been flushed down the tolit thou, please reapply for amusment value later'

Darth clan-says, 'go back to your satanic demon summoning dribble'

Internal projects, 'who gave me the port-a-hole?'

Merriam spews, 'Like when girls to get together, I bet there is another frequency, that nobody can hear, that is tuned to boobies'
Digitalis spews , 'merriams head is like a big breast!'
Spacey spews, 'does merriam have a nipple on his head too?'
Trouble spews, 'most people call it a nose'

Dracken auctions, 'God doesn't lag, he's got the highest bandwidth in the universe!'

Broken newbies, 'Veda had a good idea'

Platinum projects, 'yummmm sloopy seconds'

Selim hollers, 'If anyone wants to know where Aretha Franklin is, she's in the northern fields of Istan'

Elminster gossips, 'Dogma = Imm?'

Merriam projects, 'How come mobs tend to congregate sometimes?'
Hubris projects, 'group sex'

Tricky imms: . o O ( ALL YOUR ARMAGEDDON THINGY ARE BELONG TO ME!!! )

Storm eats SuperDork Underoos.

[-- Cler] Timeless the Monk .-=~YaKuZa~=-.(invis)

Rockorony hollers, 'could someone lead me to a good alignment organization'

Storm clan-says, 'Yuck! My dog just threw up tinfoil all over the place!'

Wolfe imms: trouble covered my head with shit :(

Darth projects, 'I don't like that you summon demons with your music'

Merriam projects, 'so dont eat it and put it back behind the bed'

A cute little bunny hollers, 'Hail to the king, baby!'

Kalan projects, 'no - we dont celebrate victoria day'
Kalan projects, 'what is it anyways?'
Kalan projects, 'victoria show off her secrets?'

Tanin projects, 'whoa'
Tanin projects, 'i'm still on'
Tanin projects, 'thats insane'

Azrael projects, 'any fiberglass craftsman out there?'

Sitorion hollers, 'ok now everything down here is after me!'
Meadorian hollers , 'I hope they kill you'

SteelRain newbies, 'why does it say that i am to heavy to cast anything with those equipments?'

Broken projects, 'Merriam'
Merriam projects, 'Yes sir?'
Broken projects, 'wtf is 84e of hS?'
Merriam projects, 'Not me, get a new psilocate.'

Tanin projects, 'It's really weird when you have dreams about characters on tempus'
Tanin projects, 'Like when the biggest pker on the mud is after you, thats scary'

Tanin projects, 'Merriam is a little girl who doesn't wear a loincloth!'

Storm newbies , 'Sometimes you don't have to feed your pet, he'll eat corpses.'

[49- Rang] (nowho) Zalasta the transgender bowling ball! (The Family) (i40)

Storm projects, 'Calli told me how to spell the police station'
Storm projects, 'and how to ask for spare change'

Trouble projects, 'i poop on the original!'

Cash projects, 'project'

Aconite projects, 'oh pish posh'

Elreck gossips, 'corinth wears gramma undies'

Corinth says, 'something something.. daewaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa'

Corinth projects, 'at least you don't always get treated like a corpse'

[ Elysium died by gouged his own eyes out at The Outer Corridor ( 40009 ) ]

Deathwing projects, 'what kinda of mobs would you need to use sav_breath on? just dragons?'
Skeeter projects, 'me in the morning'

Erekose projects, 'take yer balls outta yer purse, and drive dammit'

Trouble projects, 'and no you cannot see a picture of my syster!'
Erekose projects, 'oh COME ON'
Erekose projects, 'you got em, share em'
Erekose projects, 'quit being greedy, she hasta hit the real world some time :('
Erekose projects, 'and baby, I AM the real world'

Trouble projects, 'you typo enough on here :P'
Deathwing projects, 'dont mean i dont typo else where...'

Joshua projects, 'you get sorta a weird ego when you sell stuff too.. wigs me out'

Augustine projects, 'I hate it when guys pretend to be girls'

Fenster gossips, 'well while you are in the dt... get my dress ;)'

CanII gossips, 'how do i set my sandy?'

Rakoon kisses a picture of his girl friend

CanII gossips, 'so can sumone cum with me?'

[-- ----] Gomez - The Toothpick-backed death guppie (afk)

Typhon projects, 'And I'm your septic guy.'
Typhon projects, 'I call septic tank'

Trouble imms: apparently newbie eq is gay
Tricky imms: i thought i saw it lookin at my ass earlier
Tricky imms: fuckin newbie eq

Chloride spews, 'this fucked up computer has the RAM of a piece of sandstone!'

Therion projects, 'Did you know...'
Therion projects, 'that if you play 'Jaws' backward, you'll get a movie about a
shark that regurgitates so many people that they have to open up a new beach?'

Forget imms: no crashes today....
Forget imms: wierd

Java projects, 'oh.. I luv doors'
Java projects, 'I am all bout the hinged things.'

Kaneda projects, 'You cannot locate a 'date'.'

Soulofdeath newbies, 'do those devils like me caz im sexy?'

[49-Phyz] Mirage Please Contribute to Cure the Demons Fund. -+pandora+-

Kei hollers, 'anyone have the letter slith in their name?'

Bananaskin projects, 'guys r so ugly they're oogly'

Melar projects, 'must eat the world'

Trouble newbies, 'bishopx died so much we called him deadboy and made him sleep in a coffin'

Tanin projects, 'You know how hard it is just to READ this game?'
Tanin projects, 'i didn't know we had to actually read when i started this game.'

Deathwing projects, 'i spend my time mostly eating humans... no time to goto school'

Iluvu newbies, 'i talk to the wall sometimes to and he says shut up'

Melar spews, 'tempus - melar and merriam = quiet place'

Wisteria projects, 'damn, it appears the bedroom is a nvz zone...'

[47- Knig] Bluematrix is it right that i let you inside of me -- (invis)

Yeoman projects, 'anyone been to Calidan yet?'

Merriam projects, 'A flail snail puts a silver condom on its crotch.'

Weyoun quest-says, 'ahhh fiddle sticks'

Endymion projects, 'i got hit in the head with a 9 iron...'

Trouble projects, 'i liked the episode where the parents think the kid has drugs all over the dash of the car, and its really deodorant'
Trouble projects, 'and they're all licking their fingers and stickin it in the powder, then tasting it'
Trouble projects, 'and they're like 'it must be drugs, my tongue is numb and my mouth is going dry!!"'

Trouble projects, 'they have dangling modifiers and end in prepositional phrases, its just bad.'

Tigger projects, 'Brothers and Sisters in Slack. I have come before you to spread my eternal message, unfortunatly I wated until the last minute so I don't have anything to say.'

Freezebite auctions, 'wtb: jaw of the deaf fish'

Trouble imms: gonna do the ostrich dance "you pull sand out with your right arm, you pull sand out with your left arm, you stick your head in the sand and you push it all about..."

Trouble gossips, 'don't you know putting squirrels down your pants for the purpose of gambling is illegal?!'
Lanea gossips, 'not in my state'

Kei gossips, 'dont drink out of tiooilets...'
Kei gossips, 'dront drink out of toilets'

Fenster says, 'christmas would be more fun if you could just burn the house down on the 26th'

Manta projects, 'who's pretty big and not busy?'

Fenster says, 'feel like Huck the neighborhood dipshit'

Sparx doesn't wanna be a mom.
Fenster says, 'me neither'
Fenster says, 'I haven't the patience or the breastases for it'

Wisteria says, 'and nathan was running around in my skirt earlier......'

Greed projects, 'have you ever ate jello with a straw while you were stoned??'

Merriam projects, 'Once I get married, I'm not going to shower anymore'

TuxedoMask (disguised as the solemn worshipper) spews,'some weirdos love to throw up when they have sex'

Aconite projects, 'Man, my friends just gave me a goal i have to do before the end of september.'
Aconite projects, 'I gotta make out with a girl before the end of next month.'
Aconite projects, 'How hard is that!'
Fenster projects, 'well... at least it wasn't "Go out and get breast implants"'
Aconite projects, 'do you know how hard it is for a guy thats this skinny and ugly to make out with a chick?'
Aconite projects, 'I"m suprised i even have a gf .'

Kantir auctions, 'omg.. . i swear i am blind. sorry'

Merriam projects, 'Does anyone else have excessively abnormal amounts of hair on their knees?'
Merriam projects, 'I have bearded knees.'
Brightblade projects, 'chimpanzees mostly'

Typhon auctions, 'Did you know if you stick your finger really far up your nose its rather cold?'

Typhon projects, 'Uh huh, like I want to get frozen deleted and purged again'
Typhon projects, 'can't make me fall for it a 4th time..'

** Updated 28 Nov. 2001**

Typhon projects,'Sparx's tongue deceives!'

Melar projects,'but when i made the char name i screwed up'
Melar projects,'all i have is a lvl 16 barb named melart'

Trouble projects,'can you imagine tempusing with one of those things that talks all the words that come up on your screen?'
Trouble projects,'You astrick astrick annihilate astrick astrick a tiny frog.'

Comet projects,'we need a piece of eq that's !remove and gives !project :p'

Tomm gossips,'but dont do what i did when i was a newbie'
Tomm gossips,'i thought dt-invis was death trap invis which meansyou wouldnt get killed by dts'

Darkchild projects,'how bout saliva - click click boom?'

Comet projects,'i remember putting cheese in this really annoying girls binder when i was in 3rd grade'

Trouble projects,'if its any consolation, i can't stop eating these pistachios even though they are turning the tips of my fingers fuscia'

Fenster projects,'stripped nekkid and poured the milk on yourself while singing show tunes... '

Calverius hollers,'Stu, if your around semd me a tell'
Comet hollers,'don't do it, he just wants to change your long distance carrier!'

Merriam spews,'Come to North Dakota.'
Merriam spews,'We have grain.'

Sickboy projects,'big dick, mush smash!'

Meadorian projects,'Oh No! Trouble is a Flamer!'

Gerbil congrats,'sqyeak?'

Trouble spews,'why are there people talking on my screen?'

Tricky projects,'"My arms are numb...i think its time for bed. I can't drink anymore" - Fenster'
Tricky projects,'poor fenster'
Tricky projects,'what if he can't get too drunk to fish'
Tricky projects,'what if he proves that its impossible'
Tricky projects,'oh the horror'
Tricky projects,'oh the humanity'
Tricky projects,'oh the sadness'

Storm projects,'Llamas are the cows of the desert. :P'

Tricky imms: unf unf baaaaa!! unf unf baaaaa SPOO!!!

Aconite projects,'Spacey so wants me.'

Xaero projects,'Tigger the OP ARCH...does that mean you're OverProof Arch?'
Xaero projects,'Yer like...full of alcohol? :P'
Trouble projects,'Overbaked Potatoe'

Melar projects,'i want a leopard, that will eat other peoples pets who think theyre better then my pets'

Sickboy projects,'im 5'3" 420 lbs, with 5/2 vision, and a wonderful farm of zits on my back'

Darth projects,'I got hair on my nipples *wink* good stuff'
Trouble projects,'which you braid'
Darth projects,'and put little seashells in'

Timeless projects,'shut the flower up, you flowering flower'

Andromeda projects,'in his best professor voice "pyxl, why do you have a graphing calculator during your american history examination"'
Andromeda projects, 'in his best pyxl voice "I am calculating the length of the civil war in minutes sir" it is important for my thesis'

[48-Barb] Melar sharp as bowling ball, fast as tree! <+[Highlander[+> -+pandora+-

Frozen hollers, 'ACK!, failure just climbed into my pocket'

Wisteria projects,'uh, why is there a quest board in my inv?'

Kultak newbies,'goddangit I can't get Elly the floozie alone'

Failure spews,'if you remove the macaroni before you sleep in your bed, its much more comfortable'

Leolio auctions,'WTB: holy shit'
Xaero auctions,'ROFL'
Leolio auctions,'Man, you messed me up, WTB: holy grail'

Aero projects,'My eat:give ratio is like 4:1'

Greed projects,'woo i knew someone out there was a worse cook then me, my sister let the water boil away and burnt hard boiled eggs :P'

Insight projects,'laura, there are times when she [my mom] said she'd trade me for a good garbage can'

Rakoon spews,'voodoo dick my ass'

Dezerado newbies,'maggots ate him'

Moghedian projects, 'you're such a lysolchip =('
Kevfire projects, '*delete self*'

A gavel comes down from the heavens and smacks Tereus soundly on the head as a thundercloud forms the word, 'NO!' in the sky.

Azimuth imms: you shouldn't pick up a minor - you can go to jail
Mystery imms: but i'm more experienced than the minor, gotta teach him all
the tricks

Tower projects, 'is there any benefit to breathing in this game?'

[ FOREMAN ] Drom The cost of living has not affected its popularity )afk(

[32(03)-Rang] Stumbles is watching the care bears movie...piss off..

Azimuth wouldn't trust holistic anything this deep in the south.

Masa projects, 'One time, Miscreation pk'ed me one evening, THEN saved my arse in chemistry by helping me with it an hour later... Tempus is so weird.'

Eternal projects, 'Mages fighting mages is like the special olympics...'

Nevermore gossips, 'I wish I could speak whale.'

[legacy] Elysian clan-says, 'man school is really detracting from tempus'

Nevermore says, 'You have to imagine,.. Im speeding down the highway... trying to get to the hospital or home... holding a turtle at eye level and talking to it

Reechani projects, 'wish i think you should fedex jello shots to people that win tempys

Gasraidh gossips, 'sometimes i wish the imms were morons so they wouldn't think to make things !locate and things of the sort'

Evangeline says, 'everything about you takes the scenic route'

Broken gossips, 'nitroglycerine just doesn't work in haiku land'

Fire imms: gross
Fire imms: necrophelia is only illegal in 16 states
Lupa imms: i dont wanna know these things

Storm wrote: Most of the children are good aligned as well, as I would consider slaughtering elementary school students a fairly evil act (call me crazy).

Risque says, 'you never wanna be the parent whose kid pees in the ball pit'

Istari hollers, 'due to a teenager in love, Quidditch will be delayed 30 mins'

[funk] Storm clan-says, 'My ghetto name is Wankmaster Real'

Drom says to you, 'I, for one, welcome our spandex underwear wearing overlords'

Drom imms: Umm, Im not sure that we should advocate the use of drugs in our builder document...

Azimuth projects, 'do not play the tease the cat under the blanket game'
Azimuth projects, 'you will lose'

Gasraidh | They Clair, Because They Care | =+Haven+=

Brywing projects, 'yep it's confirmed, my toaster makes everything garlic flavor

[paragon] Damador clan-says, 'i'm going to cut out naked chicks in the shape of the word paragon'

Mystery says, 'funny how age makes you realize how retarded you were 5 years earlier

Tower projects, 'is there anyway to get stuff to specifically attack your face?'

Discretion imms: Just to let everyone know.. at 12am tonight the world is being overrun by dragons..

Deneb projects, 'if an imm spat on a rock, i'd sell my soul for the rock'

Trust hollers, 'New Years Quest, quest board post #7!'
Glint hollers, 'the problem is i dont know what my resolution should be...'
Skullcrusher hollers, 'what kind of video card you have?'

Discretion imms: it's been too long since someone's been purged...
Skellington imms: woo! i like the way you think

[paragon] Deneb clan-says, 'i'd love to be a * race'

Edgeleaf newbies, '5 out of 6 people prefer mage :)'

[ Deiter idea [30127]: Psi should get read scrolls at an earlier level. If he can read minds, why can't he read paper?

Fire imms: i always read monkeymotz as monkeypants

Cederic tells you, 'for some reason I cant catch on fire'

Forget projects, 'I can hook you up with hepatitus if you're really that interested.'

Maxwell hollers, 'I am a white patty in a midst of purple mage psions and green monk buns'

Storm says, 'Remember when everybody used to lick each other?'
Storm says, 'That was weird.'

[nexus inc] Frychu clan-says, 'd00d i gotta quit this game... too addictive'

[49( 7) Monk] Nubi Gautama will Tape Imm's shows for OEDITS! )

Broken projects, 'it took me almost as long to get to gen 10 as it did to get a college degree'

Darmok says, 'are you guys there or am i disconnnected?'

Eclipse imms: AN UNDEAD TURKEYS WITH CRANBERRY BOMBS??!!!!

Starfire hollers, 'bye tempus see u in a year or if i can't go that long a few months or if i can't go that long two weeks'

Drom imms: if an echo fires in a room with no one in it, is any text displayed?

Fire says, 'i hate text'

[49( 1) Monk] Roan - Finish your beer, there are sober kids in other countires )Legacy( (transp)

Taiko gossips, 'Tempus is my daycare'

Wish refuses to repeat himself because it's late at night and he is drinking a beer.

Nrop projects, 'what's brief mode :p'
Tiax projects, 'instead of boxers'